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Question: When will sports figures learn that divorce court is the one place they are woefully overmatched? And given the large sum of money Strahan will be shelling out for years to come, it's only appropriate that he endorses Subway. It's all about Ellen Marshall, Jean Strahan's attorney.

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Undoubtedly, there was a collective tremor among pro athletes when days ago, a New York judge ordered Giants defensive end Michael Strahan to pay his now ex-wife, Jean, $15.3 million - half his net worth - more than $200,000 in child support, and 90 percent of his kids' school tuition as part of their divorce settlement.įorget Scott Boras. Half? I was petrified.Jean and Michael Strahan appeared to be a happy couple just two years ago.

Even if the pussy was great and sparks shot out the woman's ass and cannons blared and the mountains crumbled and the seas roared, no pussy is worth $150 million! No pussy. You fill out a W-2, they say, 'What you do?' You say, 'I fuck my husband.' That's it. All you have to do, you marry a man with $300 million, is fuck your husband. What you gonna do, get a job at a boutique on the weekends and shit? And say, 'Here, Johnny. You know how a lot of housewives gotta get jobs on the side to help make ends meet? He got 300 million, the ends are meeting like a motherfucker. You ain't cleaning shit! You marry a man with $300 million, you ain't cooking. You ain't got to clean the house no more. I know a lot of housewives sitting out there going: 'You can't put a price on what I do.' But, ladies, if you marry a man with $300 million, you ain't no regular housewife. And then he had to give her $150 million of his money. Johnny says, 'Hey, I'm Johnny.' She was like, 'I know who you are, motherfucker.' And they got married, broke up, shit didn't work out. But Johnny was 300 million in when they met. If you marry somebody and neither one of you have anything and you build 300 million together, you deserve half. She was married to him, she deserved that money.' Get the fuck out of my face with that bullshit.

I see a lot of you ladies going: 'Get all the money you can, shit. Now, here's a woman right here saying, 'Right on.' Baby, that's not fair. And have to give up $150 million? And they wasn't even married but ten years. If you have $5 and have to give somebody $2.50, you'd be upset. And over her head it said, 'Johnny's wife wants half Johnny's money.' I turned that shit back to Johnny. Then I said, 'What's up with Johnny?' I turned to the inside story and his wife was on the other page and she was like this And I was waiting on the line and I saw the Enquirer magazine while I was waiting on the line and I saw Johnny Carson on the front page. Then Ed said, 'I ain't signing a *motherfuckin'* thing! Fuck you and your ugly bitch!' I said, 'Yo, Ed, I'll bust your ass for sayin' shit like that.' He say, 'Wh-Where, motherfucker, I'll kill-' And he ran over to my woman and slapped her in the face, Your Honor! Then he slapped me and my man in the face, all three of us like the Three Stooges, Your Honor! 12 million! 12! I said, 'Where, where?' She go, 'Over there.' I say, 'Fuck that big-nosed motherfucker!' I make my money just like him, right, Your Honor, cuz I don't give a fuck, I ain't gittin on nobody's jobs, you know? So, Your Honor, check it out, right? What happened, what happened then, right? I said, 'Yo, what you want me go get the motherfucker's autograph?' I got the autograph for my girl, walked over and said, 'Yo, Ed? Sign this autograph.'

I was just out the disco, right? Coolin', right? I went in with my girl, right, and my girl starts illin', says 'There go Eddie Murphy.' Started actin' all tipsy and shit. On the evening in question, per se, Your Honor. All of a sudden, it was like, 'Can you state your case?' The brothers went to court and got educated on the judge.

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